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I'm Jessica. Aka, Cugga. 17, Senior. I love my friends, my dog, the Maury show, and Michael Jackson. Feel free to Ask away!

 

Dear people on Roller Coaster Tycoon,

I’m feeling pretty crappy and mean right now, so it’s gonna cost you 30 CENTS to use the toilet. But since you all need to go, it shouldn’t be a problem. >:)

Thanks,

Management.

Any one else feel like they’re in labor with a baby shark when the cramps start feeling like stabbing pain? Baby sharks basically bite their way out, so it’s a good analogy. . .

mjsheartisstillbeating:

Michael Jackson’s music is sex for my ears

it’s quite an eargasm. ;)